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*Windows 95 impossible action noise

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Kyle, a little frustrated by all these inconsistencies, turns to Grandpa.

"Okay, you must have some information.
" "What does Kyle Reese want to know?
" "Who sent you? And knew everything about 1973?
" "I don't know. That information isn't in my loop, probably to protect my sender. I suggest buy phone number list we don't talk about the movie anymore.
" "Yes, that way we dodge the issue, throw an entire unjustifiable part of the plot out the window, and potentially leave room for a sequel.
" "Right, Kyle Reese. 
" "But can I at least ask what year in the future you're from? Just so I can at least have a little idea whether your presence here makes sense or not?
" "*Windows 95 impossible action noise*
" "But! 
"Damn it! Sarah, your robot won't give me information that could really help!
" "LALALALALA I STILL CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!"

There you go. No, the film doesn't even bother with explanations. It's just like that, bang, poof.

Sarah had it all planned out. Except she's being asked questions.
Be that as it may, our heroes continue on their way for a while, but are soon caught by the T-1000. After a few prankish exchanges of bullets and other grenades without the population of Los Angeles getting upset (we are in the United States, it's normal as everyone knows), the fine team manages to reach an underground passage where they drag the body of the freshly killed T-800 out of the truck.

"He'll find us!" Kyle squeals. "Damn T-1000!
" "That's exactly the point," Sarah explains.

And indeed: the T-1000 arrives. And prankster that he is, he even resuscitates the T-800 kaput by sticking liquid metal in its skull to repair its damaged circuits.

Which would be interesting if the T-800's problem wasn't that he'd taken a big bullet to the heart. T-1000, you just changed the windshield wipers on a car whose problem was that it no longer had an engine, well done. But whoops! The film forgot that, mind you! It's stupid, though. So it's a grumpy T-800 who now has a hole in the script rather than in his chest who goes after Kyle, while the T-1000 attacks Grandpa and Sarah.

Note that the T-1000 is really playful, since for example, he is the type to use his own metal to generate harpoons with which he really hurts Grandpa from a distance with crazy precision. It's just a shame that he doesn't think to do the same with, at random, Sarah Connor, which would allow him to accomplish his mission. Oh no, but such an ability to spend all his energy to not accomplish his objectives, it commands admiration. He could have been a minister, this T-1000.
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