The archnemesis of hairdressers?
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:01 am
The poster: The first time I saw it, I thought the three heroes were being threatened by some kind of large turd, before seeing the eyes in said turd. Turns out, I wasn't entirely wrong.
Our film opens in a small school in the suburbs of New York, as children parade by to explain what they want to become when they grow up. " Football player!" replies the one being presented, mentioning the many advantages: success, money, prostitutes, and of course, if you're lucky, the chance to play ball. Then comes the turn of one of his classmates with a haircut in homage to Claude François: Reed Richards, the class's gifted dreamer. But then, what does he want to become, other than
Amid the laughter of his little companions and the scorn of his nasty teacher, little Reed c level executive list explains that later, he wants to be the first man to teleport. After five minutes of crypto-scientific nonsense, he's called to order: first man to teleport, that's not a job, are you stupid or what?
Little Reed returns to his seat to the jeers of the crowd, grumbling as he continues to scribble the plans for his teleporter on the pages of his French exercise book, which probably explains his inability to understand the simplest statements, I suppose. But absorbed as he is in his work, Reed doesn't notice another classmate, Ben Grimm, also known as " the child with the heaviest eyelids in the world" , who is watching him...
That same evening, we discover Ben Grimm returning home, namely his parents' car wreck, to find his brother and all his redneck friends squatting in the area, drinking beers and listening to Kendji. A fight quickly breaks out between Ben and his brother, quickly stopped by their mother who threatens to deprive them of Choco BNs, or even testicles if they continue to bicker out loud while she tries to watch Scènes de Ménages . Yes, but here's the thing: suddenly the family dogs start barking, and Mama Grimm sends Ben to inspect what's going on. Because between her 17-year-old big dad and her 10-year-old son, she knows who is most likely to repel potential metal thieves. A booger jet is powerful.
Our film opens in a small school in the suburbs of New York, as children parade by to explain what they want to become when they grow up. " Football player!" replies the one being presented, mentioning the many advantages: success, money, prostitutes, and of course, if you're lucky, the chance to play ball. Then comes the turn of one of his classmates with a haircut in homage to Claude François: Reed Richards, the class's gifted dreamer. But then, what does he want to become, other than
Amid the laughter of his little companions and the scorn of his nasty teacher, little Reed c level executive list explains that later, he wants to be the first man to teleport. After five minutes of crypto-scientific nonsense, he's called to order: first man to teleport, that's not a job, are you stupid or what?
Little Reed returns to his seat to the jeers of the crowd, grumbling as he continues to scribble the plans for his teleporter on the pages of his French exercise book, which probably explains his inability to understand the simplest statements, I suppose. But absorbed as he is in his work, Reed doesn't notice another classmate, Ben Grimm, also known as " the child with the heaviest eyelids in the world" , who is watching him...
That same evening, we discover Ben Grimm returning home, namely his parents' car wreck, to find his brother and all his redneck friends squatting in the area, drinking beers and listening to Kendji. A fight quickly breaks out between Ben and his brother, quickly stopped by their mother who threatens to deprive them of Choco BNs, or even testicles if they continue to bicker out loud while she tries to watch Scènes de Ménages . Yes, but here's the thing: suddenly the family dogs start barking, and Mama Grimm sends Ben to inspect what's going on. Because between her 17-year-old big dad and her 10-year-old son, she knows who is most likely to repel potential metal thieves. A booger jet is powerful.